1. Omni taggest: it’s cool when you tag people in pictures they are in or memes that are really funny or they can relate to. But in instances when you tag the whole of Africa in your picture, I don’t understand, what is the aim here?
2. The Prophets: these ones make it a point of duty to issue tickets to heaven and hell. Updates like these are commonly seen in their profile page ‘Comment Amen if you’re a child of God or ignore if you are the child of devil’ ‘Like and get blessed in 24hours or ignore for bad luck’ . Brother, why do you choose to come between God and man?
3. Hash taggers: #these #ones #dont #know #they #can #write #a #complete #sentence #without #hashtags. Most times they don’t try to make sense.
4. Eye service gymers: you gym? That’s really awesome. Go ahead, prove to the whole world you know your way around the gym. We really care *sigh*. What I don’t comprehend is why you haven’t lost weight or gained abs. Oh well!!
5. The gamers: No! I do not want to play candy crush or farmville, neither am I interested in knowing your level in the game. Thanks for considering me.
6. The drama kings/queens: these royalties add mystery and suspense to Facebook in the most annoying way possible in a bid to get attention. They say things like ‘Wow, I can’t believe what just happened’ or ‘this hurts really bad’ without any plans to explain what is going on. Thanks for the advert, when will the full movie be released?
7. The postaholic: I understand, it’s your page, you can post whatever you deem fit. But seriously, no one wants to know when you wake up, how many glasses of water you take in a day or how often you blink. But heyy, what is good for the poster is good for the cyber stalker. Keep doing what you do.
8. The quiz takers: to be frank, Facebook can be boring some times and it’s hard to resist the urge to take some of the quizzes.
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